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What Are Fish Jokes?

Fish Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fish jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do dirty fish read?
Prawno Magazines!
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#2
How do you catch a steroidal fish?
With A-Rod.
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#3
What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?
"Hello Ladies"
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#4
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fish.
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#5
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day...
Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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#6
What the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it dies.
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#7
What fish is made of only two sodium ions?
2 Na :D
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#8
What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish?
A fish can take a left hook.
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#9
How do fish party
Seaweed
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#10
give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice
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#11
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find.
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#12
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
HEYYY LAAADIESS
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#13
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour.
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#14
A fish swims into a brick wall...
Damn.
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#15
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
A 2na
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#16
My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake
up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting
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#17
How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose...?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, a clam, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find
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#18
My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin...
It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral...
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#19
What do you call the ultimate fish doctor?
The Sturgeon General
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#20
What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?
"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
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