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Fixed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fixed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy.
I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed "there"
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#2
Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib...
... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
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#3
The neighbours dog has jumped up into my garden so much that he's totally destroyed the fence.
Figured here's the best place to get it fixed as everyone is a certified reposter.
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#4
There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until
I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod
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#5
Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself
that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
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#6
My car horn hasn't worked for a long time.
Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, "Beep repaired!"
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#7
How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house?
All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway.
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#8
How many Reddit mods does it take to
change a lightbulb?[FIXED] [removed]
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#9
What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
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#10
Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler...
(Fixed) Because she is black.
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#11
What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?
Beep Repaired I'll show myself out.
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#12
Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?
Fixed* [deleted]
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#13
If Princess Peach fixed shoes for a living she's be
Princess Peach Cobbler lol thanks for following
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#14
Worlds shortest joke...
(fixed) My life.
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#15
What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
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#16
Where do red head pirates come from?
IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling.
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#17
Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?
A docktor.
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#18
When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans .
You just turn them off and on .
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#19
A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized.
Many of the locals were left trans-fixed.
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#20
[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?
ISIS
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