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Floors Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of floors jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light
fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS
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#2
How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?
You jump from the 1st one.
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#3
Alcohol does not make you fat.
It makes you lean. Mostly against walls, tables, chairs, bars, floors & occasionally, weirdos ..
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#4
This florist doesn't even know anything about floors,
and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!
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#5
Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your
floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying.
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#6
Walls are just
sober floors.
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#7
Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?
It's a long story.
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#8
What do men and tile floors have in common?
...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
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#9
Why does Helium go up?
Because the floors Argon.
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#10
An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches!
The floors are concrete!'
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#11
The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them
which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.
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#12
Here's a broom go sweep the floors...
'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'
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#13
The absolutely wrongest answer when you ask a woman if the carpet matches the drapes "Nope.
Hardwood floors."
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#14
Me: You bought 6 bottles of carpet cleaning solution?
Wife: Yes. Me: We have hard wood floors. Wife: I had a coupon that was expiring today!
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#15
"I traded my carpet in for bare floors" --coworker.
"Oh, me too. I love the shaved look.", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet.
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#16
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I'm driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*
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#17
H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare?
M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?
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#18
Women...
are like hardwood floors. Lay 'em right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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#19
Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
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#20
Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats?
So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships.
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