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What Are Flop Jokes?

Flop Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flop jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I invented the sandal for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
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#2
I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction.
It was a total flop. Nobody came.
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#3
TIL a French man named Philippe
Fallope invented the flip flop
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#4
What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach?
Flip flops or scandals!
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#5
Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie?
I think it looks like a huge flop.
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#6
I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe
endorsement It's from Flip Flop
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#7
Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops?
Bloody horrible I said "Put your bikini top back on"
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#8
Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?
...because he can't lace them.
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#9
To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job.
Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.
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#10
It's raining in Italy That's why it has the
shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
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#11
Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"?
No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
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#12
What do you call a French sandal?
Philippe Flop!
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#13
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
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#14
What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes?
Platform Flip flops !
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#15
My cat should run for President.
When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.
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#16
[interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying
"I could win this race wearing flip flops" [pulls mic close] yes
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#17
What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?
Shoe.
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#18
While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of
flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
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#19
I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water
to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop
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#20
What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?
A flip-flop.
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What are the best Flop Jokes?
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Why do people enjoy Flop Jokes?
Flop Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Flop Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and flop jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good flop jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Flop Jokes safe for all ages?
Most flop jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Flop Jokes?
flop jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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