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Flops Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of flops jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of
flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
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#2
What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes?
Platform Flip flops !
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#3
FIRED?
But I just started! How could I have known we don't do casual Fridays here? Fine. Direct your own goddamn funeral. *flip-flops away*
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#4
What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?
Flop-Flops
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#5
If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me
because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops
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#6
The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue
traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.
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#7
Sunbathing on the beach, the wife came up to me asked what I thought of her flip flops?
Bloody horrible I said "Put your bikini top back on"
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#8
I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public
than a video of me trying to run in flip flops.
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#9
What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach?
Flip flops or scandals!
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#10
Uh oh, someone is heading this way and it looks like they want
to talk to me *flops to the ground like a toy in Toy Story*
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#11
Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?
Because they lactose.
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#12
What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear?
flip-flops
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#13
The day we decided such footwear would be called
"flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
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#14
What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?
Shoe.
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#15
A walk of shame is always sad.
Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
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#16
What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach?
Her Flip-Flops.
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#17
My cat should run for President.
When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.
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#18
Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops.
Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?
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#19
Flip flops are fun because every time you take
a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
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#20
What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?
Flip flops
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and flops jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most flops jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Flops Jokes?
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