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Floss Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of floss jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes
to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?
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#2
How do you blindfold an Asian person?
You put floss over his eyes.
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#3
"How often do you floss?" Every day "How
often do you lie?" Every six months
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#4
What's organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!
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#5
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
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#6
I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist.
The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy
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#7
Most Well-known Speeches: 1.
Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist
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#8
How do you blind a Chinese man?
lay floss over their eyes
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#9
Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding?
Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss
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#10
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
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#11
Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death*
Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."
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#12
My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily.
I wish he'd leave me alone.
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#13
Me: What's the point if it's not a little violent, dirty?
I wanna feel alive. The blood makes me feel ALIVE. Dentist: Please just floss more
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#14
America's obesity epidemic is pretty shocking, until you remember
that we're the country that invented flavored floss.
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#15
I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.
So now I never floss.
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#16
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?
Dental floss !
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#17
As a man, I bleed once a month too.
When I floss.
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#18
*Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding
"Because you stabbed him?" FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
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#19
I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants
to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth.
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#20
Dentist: How often do you floss?
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
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