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Jokes for Valentines

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What Are Jokes for Valentines?

Jokes for Valentines are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jokes for valentines is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I had a threesome planned for Valentines Day...
There were a couple of no-shows, but I had a good time anyway.
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#2
No Valentine On Valentines Day?
Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day..
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#3
Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?
Because they are very scentimental.
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#4
how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i
love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles
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#5
Why did the Valentine bring a map?
To find love.
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#6
This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife.
So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend.
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#7
A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, "Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..." "...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring!
Happy Valentines day!"
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#8
This will be my first valentines with a girlfriend.
Anyone have any ideas to help make it great? I'm 17, can drive and have a source of income. I would really like to make this one good.
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#9
Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?
To the Moooovies
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#10
Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !!
=)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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#11
Why did the Valentine go to the bank?
To get some love funds.
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#12
A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses
are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh
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#13
What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?
An exoplanet.
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#14
I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day...
She's lactose intolerant.
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#15
Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day?
:) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)
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#16
How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?
You use tulips.
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#17
What do you call a Valentine who loves to garden?
A love gardener.
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#18
I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care.
I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota.
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#19
I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day...
Until she told me she got her clit pierced.
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#20
Oscar Pistorius misunderstood his girlfriend...
when she said: "for Valentines day, can you take me out?"
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What are the best Jokes for Valentines?
Our collection features 88 Jokes for Valentines. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Jokes for Valentines suitable for everyone?
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Jokes for Valentines are available?
We currently have 88 Jokes for Valentines in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Jokes for Valentines?
Jokes for Valentines are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Jokes for Valentines

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and jokes for valentines deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love jokes for valentines is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Jokes for Valentines to share?
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Are Jokes for Valentines safe for all ages?
Most jokes for valentines in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Jokes for Valentines?
jokes for valentines work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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