What Are Forever Jokes?
Forever Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of forever jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why is 10 traumatized forever?
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
#2
Biotechnologists should invent a totally transparent groundhog.
It'd look creepy as hell, but spring would come early forever.
#3
I like my exes like I like my msn messenger
Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
#4
If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?
#5
A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying
to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is
#6
I'm writing a virus that puts your top porn search as
your facebook status It will forever change history.
#7
If liquor stores ask for ID to prove you're old enough to drink, Forever
21 should ask for ID to prove you're young enough for those shorts.
#8
What do a marriage and superglue have in common?
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
#9
judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen?
Space Jam judas: yo what the f
#10
Give a girl a slutty costume and she'll whore around for one night.
Give her a bad education and she'll whore around forever.
#11
I told my dad to do a magic trick
So he disappeared forever
#12
Pokemon is hard, it took me forever to
get this rabbit in my tupperware bowl.
#13
Cupid came to help.
He drew his bow and fired an arrow at Raina, but his aim was low. I was forever in love with her feet.
#14
"Diamonds are forever.
But so is herpes." This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.
#15
What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop?
Speak now, or forever hold your piss.
#16
Me: Why does it take you forever to text me back?
*3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about?
#17
What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles?
Rice Fields Forever.
#18
Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby!
Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
#19
Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit?
He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished
#20
*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound
pictures* *logs off forever*
Why People Enjoy Forever Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and forever jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love forever jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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