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Fries Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fries jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What day do fries hate the most?
Friday
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#2
Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious,
non-biodegradable french fries.
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#3
*cooks french fries on
your greasy hair*
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#4
I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble.
Dream big, kids. Anything is possible.
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#5
"These fries are too crispy"
- inventor of the microwave
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#6
Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu?
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
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#7
What did the soldier use to season his fries?
A salt rifle.
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#8
We're having sweet potato fries with dinner "Haha sweet potatoes?" DON'T
"Don't what?" You're gonna make a dumb potato pun "I YAM NOT!"
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#9
I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France.
They were created in Greece.
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#10
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything.
Ever.
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#11
IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT
THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?
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#12
California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in
Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
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#13
McDonald's french fries are not real food.
Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too.
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#14
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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#15
In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini &
a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
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#16
[Michael Cera melting like a slug because
there's too much salt on his fries]
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#17
Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
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#18
If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries.
Stop creeping everyone out.
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#19
Her: Welcome to McDonalds sir, may I take your order?
Me: *hands her a shovel with mouth agape* ALL. THE. FRIES.
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#20
Those who say "two wrongs don't make a right" have obviously
never tried ranch dressing on french fries.
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