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What Are Fuse Jokes?

Fuse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of fuse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?
When they blow, you got no power!!
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#2
[me on phone with mechanic] Car won't start.
I think it's the battery. Or power steering. Could be a fuse. Wheels, probably wheels. Engine.
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#3
What do women and fuses have in common?
They blow when they get turned on.
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#4
All these fireworks and still my girlfriend
has the shortest fuse.
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#5
dad: You're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving me: Why?
dad: What's a fuse? me: Uh dad: Who's SpongeBob's best friend? me: Patr- oh
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#6
Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ?
Because of their Short Fuses.
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#7
Not all Muslims are terrorists It's
just the ones with short fuses
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#8
How many porn stars does it take to turn change a fuse?
It's too hard to tell. They keep blowing it.
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#9
How are men like fuses?
Once they're blown, they're useless.
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#10
Apparently asking the boss " who ignited the fuse
on your tampon?" will get you sent to HR.
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#11
Don't mess with muslins...
They have short fuses.
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#12
I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed...
... Number 14 shocked me.
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#13
Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech
for two hours He burned a fuse
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#14
My girlfriend likes to call my dick "The Cannon"
because it has a short fuse and only one ball.
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#15
Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look
70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"
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#16
How do Italians light their dynamite?
With a fuse-illi.
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#17
Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's
still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween.
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#18
What did the fuse say when it blew out?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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#19
Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept.
Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework.
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#20
Who lit the fuse
on your tampon?
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