What Are Gain Jokes?
Gain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Before I do anything important, I always ask myself "would this gain
house points for Gryffindor or lose house points for Gryffindor?"
#2
It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail
I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions
#3
"I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound
of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound" I thought fatly.
#4
In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab.
This is after he discovered that power is work overtime.
#5
If body builders religiously try to gain weight..
Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?
#6
"When I think of you, there are some capital gains
in my pants." - sexy accountant pickup lines
#7
What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?
Straight talk.
#8
Not to brag but I'm one of those people who can eat whatever
she wants and still gain a concerning amount of weight.
#9
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side.
#10
Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
#11
When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money.
Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth.
#12
Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?
The mall is hiring new Santas.
#13
One time I asked "What would Jesus do?" & then a close friend betrayed
me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain.
#14
My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends
gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
#15
What does an Indian man get when he works out?
Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before
#16
Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough?
Because I'm all about those gains bro
#17
To be used as an insult or a pick up line for a heavy set woman-
"You don't need to lose weight, you need to gain bone."
#18
At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically
head over heels in love with a refrigerator.
#19
A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight.
I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face.
#20
How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs.
Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?
Why People Enjoy Gain Jokes
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Another reason people love gain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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