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Gate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class "Let's count" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to.
1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition
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#2
Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire...
on average.
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#3
If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,...
what color would your Lamborghini be?
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#4
Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
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#5
Q.
How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".
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#6
Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom.
I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft.
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#7
What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?
No, a fence.
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#8
What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
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#9
[NSFU] Bill Gates' penis...
What does his wife call it? Microsoft.
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#10
I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count
to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
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#11
I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents,
and I woke up thinking "This is not The Gates' residence."
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#12
Bill Gates is so rich...
he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs.
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#13
why do they put gates around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in
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#14
Why there isnt Windows 9?
Because 9 looks like dead fat man (Bill Gates).
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#15
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole
place, But it's their fault for not having windows.
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#16
When Bill Gates feels like a million
bucks, he's having a crappy day.
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#17
I was walking home and saw some drunk guy trying to steal someones gate...
I was gonna say something, but I din't want him to take a fence.
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#18
A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight.
The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."
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#19
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland.
Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com
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#20
Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend?
Because his penis is Microsoft.
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