What Are Gays Jokes?
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#1
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'
#2
I don't get why people are allowed to say "Damn straight"
But I get in trouble when i say "Damn gays".
#3
My teacher thought my essay on Brokeback Mountain was irrelevant to the class.
But he said he wanted an essay about the male gays in film!
#4
Gays are fucking
assholes.
#5
Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple?
The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!
#6
What do gays and melons have in common?
cantaloupe...
#7
How do five gays walk on
a road In one direction
#8
Why I don't like gays staring
at me Their gaze!
#9
what is a gays least favorite fruit?
cantaloupe
#10
What is the official fruit of gays in Texas?
Canteloupe
#11
BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on
hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit.
#12
How do two gays propose?
They both get on all fours and present the ring!
#13
What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
Two gays with hemorrhoids.
#14
If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments?
Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4
#15
Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight.
But first...
#16
How did Freddie Mercury do in school?
He got straight "gays"
#17
Gays are leading the fight against overpopulation and we need to join them in this fight before it's too late!
But first...
#18
How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?
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#19
How many gays does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb shouldn't need to change in order for society to accept it.
#20
Sorry about all the
typos lately, gays.
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