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What Are Giraffe Jokes?

Giraffe Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of giraffe jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Boy giraffe: You wanna?
Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!
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#2
What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe?
A fat giraffe
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#3
You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you.
What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel.
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#4
Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, "What is this?
Some kind of joke?"
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#5
Why did the monkey paint his balls red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree... What's the most load noise in the jungle? ... A giraffe eating cherries!
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#6
Vet: "I can see the head...
...here's the neck... ...more neck... ...more neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...neck... ...still more neck... ...neck... ...it's a giraffe!"
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#7
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
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#8
A giraffe walks into a bar...
The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, "what's that lyin over there." And someone replies, "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
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#9
Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey?
- Giraffe!
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#10
*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the...
Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*
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#11
Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?
They weren't hiring.
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#12
Um, my eyes are up here.
-giraffes
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#13
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because it's head is so far away from it's body.
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#14
I wonder how long it takes
a giraffe to throw up?
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#15
A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.
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#16
Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
A: Baby giraffes.
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#17
A giraffe was at an airport security check line.
The security guy asked "Is that your laptop?". The giraffe replied "I thought you would never ask."
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#18
What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?
A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28
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#19
If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges
would it need to make it better?
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#20
Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?
Long necks.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and giraffe jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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