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Giving Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of giving jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Great news!
Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I'll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!
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#2
I'm giving up alcohol for a month.
Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
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#3
I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs...
It's bears repeating.
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#4
Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive
way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
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#5
There's this guy at work who's giving his wife a gym membership & a vegetable juicer for her birthday tomorrow.
His name was Tom.
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#6
Milk prices could reach as high as $8/gallon soon & at those
prices I'm giving everyone the OK to cry if you spill some.
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#7
A man tells his wife "Here's your aspirin, my dear." Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin?
I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!
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#8
It's mean to give a homeless person money for food without giving him money for a phone too...
How do you expect him to Instargram the food?
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#9
My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets.
My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace.
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#10
What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson?
"I'm not Willie Nelson."
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#11
I just want to be rich enough to stop giving
people toilet paper for Christmas
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#12
Troll: Horrible thing.
Me: Horrible thing back. Troll: I was just giving my honest opinion. Me: Me too. Troll: But...
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#13
I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is
giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.
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#14
I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward
telling people I was giving word to their mother.
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#15
Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs?
Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth.
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#16
I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving
me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders.
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#17
My wife was looking tired after giving
blood I asked if she felt drained...
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#18
What is the definition of "trust?" Two
cannibals giving each other head.
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#19
*walks outside* Its real quiet..
Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*
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#20
Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake.
She's still not talking to me.
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