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Glances Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of glances jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?
He glances over his shoulder.
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#2
A grasshopper walks into a bar...
...the bartender glances at him and says: "Hey! We got a drink here named after you!" And the grasshopper says "What, Larry?"
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#3
[glances toward living room stenographer] "Please read back what my
wife said 45 seconds ago." stenographer: I promise not to get mad
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#4
I feel more shame when someone glances at my computer or phone and
catches me looking at Facebook, than I would if it were porn.
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#5
*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance*
*slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*
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#6
Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd.
"Look! Hahaha!" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam.
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#7
[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a
messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*
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#8
ME: long time no see!
I heard you're a doctor FRIEND: I am. what do you do now? ME: [glances down at open twitter app] I'm a writer
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#9
On my deathbed, I hope to be surrounded by family and friends while
I take a few last second glances at Twitter on my iPhone.
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#10
[undoes GFs bra first time] "wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]
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#11
A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on...
He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
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#12
How does every racist joke start?
*glances to the left, glances to the right.
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#13
*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos
so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*
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#14
10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm
*glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February
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#15
Money is really tight this year...
My family has decided that we are going to exchange glances for Christmas.
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#16
Waitress: Can I take this out of the way for you?
Me: [glances at wife] uh...sure Wife: SHE MEANS THE PLATE, IDIOT
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#17
religious?
why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay
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