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Goose Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of goose jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you run over geese?
Goose bumps
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#2
[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] "Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife.
Gotta fly"
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#3
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet.
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#4
I don't know.
"Your goose is cooked" seems like a positive. Like someone saying, "Hey, dinner's ready. We're having goose."
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#5
Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face.
Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him.
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#6
There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their
kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
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#7
Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather.
But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it.
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#8
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
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#9
Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's
dad was Ryan Goose.
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#10
How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?
He had *bean stalking* her.
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#11
bucket: a dirty limerick A horny young Scout, with a bucket, Caught a goose and proceeded to fuck it
Far too roughly (it died), Took it home, had it fried, Cause he thought it'd wasteful to chuck it.
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#12
[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] "Can I get you a coffee?" Just
a honk chonklate for me "A what?" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz.
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#13
A goose walks into a cafe.
He says, "I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."
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#14
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't. You get down off a goose.
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#15
People who comment with 'goose bums' on
YouTube videos, more power to you!
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#16
Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar......
The bartender walks up and says "Duck...Duck....Goose..".
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#17
Why did the goose cross the road?
Because he's an asshole.
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#18
Doctor: you gotta cut back on the drinking Me: but why?
D:*lifts up x-ray* says here your liver has officially been sponsored by Grey Goose
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#19
I want to put a 'Honk If You Love
Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose
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#20
"I'm a people person." - outgoing guy.
"I'm a geese goose." - outgoing goose.
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