What Are Gosling Jokes?
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#1
Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED!
Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it
#2
Psst.
The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.
#3
You are what you eat.
*eats Ryan Gosling* *crosses fingers*
#4
I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling
comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.
#5
If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on.
This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.
#6
Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's
dad was Ryan Goose.
#7
Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's
already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?
#8
Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling?
Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.
#9
At what age does Ryan Gosling have
to change his name to Ryan Goose
#10
May I pay you handsomely, good sir?
-Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*
#11
Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads
at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie
#12
[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly]
"My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]
#13
How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do?
All of them.
#14
I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling.
Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me.
#15
[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on
floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*
#16
*puts dreamcatcher above bed* "Sure hope this works" *wakes up in the
middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* "YES"
#17
Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1.
Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one.
#18
I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out.
He probably just winks at them and they faint.
#19
Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad.
Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter
#20
If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have
been born with Ray Romano's voice.
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