What Are Governor Jokes?
Governor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of governor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor.
Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'
#2
Governors that use foursquare probably get really
angry when they become mayor of something.
#3
Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down?
Damn near took out the entire trailer park.
#4
A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race.
Many people suspect they rigged the erection.
#5
What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
#6
A governor is being inaugurated and there are snipers on buildings and
based on my work in video games I'm offended I wasn't asked to help.
#7
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running
mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
#8
What's BROWN and making California a miserable place to live?
California Governor Jerry BROWN you racist asshole!
#9
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California?
An ex-terminator.
#10
Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?
He refused to integrate.
#11
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.
#12
What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?
They both have a hated governor.
#13
a newly elected governor trying to teach his kid how to spell assassination
one ASS behind another ASS, behind that I and behind me the whole NATION
#14
if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep
and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected
#15
Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt.
From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
#16
Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three
pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe
#17
Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard.
#VPDebate
#18
One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden
an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever.
#19
What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street?
I'm Arnold to assist you.
#20
Did you hear about the fire at the Governor's mansion in Alabama?
The whole trailer park burned down.
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