What Are Grader Jokes?
Grader Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grader jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.
One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals." The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."
#2
Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says...
That was the most violent book i've ever read
#3
My 5th grader is one eye roll away from
being listed on eBay this morning.
#4
"class...
raise your hand if you know what "getting laid" means" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*
#5
Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Wait... Regular or Asian?
#6
Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader.
This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd.
#7
Caught my kid forging my signature and I have
to say, pretty good for a third grader
#8
11 year old step son told me this...
I lol'd Why did the cops show up at the elementary school? A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
#9
Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead
Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be.
#10
My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile...
I told her "Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!" *stolen from a teacher
#11
"Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" Me: "Sometimes?"
"Are you smarter than a 16 year old?" Me: "Always."
#12
A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: "Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?" "No." She replies.
"It's because you're 19."
#13
NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says...
"Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?" She replies, "no It's because you're 19".
#14
What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?
Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?
#15
A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis.
His mom looks at him weird and says- "Nigga you 17"
#16
FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh.
They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader
#17
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking behind a 3rd grader.
The priest says "hey we should screw that kid" The rabbi says "outta what?'
#18
What was the first 3D printer?
Your butthole! *** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach.
#19
A third grader opens the door and yells to his mom.
"Mom! Today I found out I have a bigger penis than all the other kids!" "That's because you're 23, Tyrone."
#20
What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH
Why People Enjoy Grader Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and grader jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love grader jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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