What Are Grades Jokes?
Grades Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grades jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Let's hope God grades on a
curve or I'm so screwed.
#2
[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard!
"We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing
#3
Wanna hear a joke?
My fucking grades after my midterms.
#4
I have a good joke...
My grades.
#5
Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?
Honor roll.
#6
Today I saw "Jesus doesn't care about your grades" written on the sidewalk
in chalk and all I could think was "Thank god, he'd be pissed"
#7
I'm sick of numbers defining who I am.
* My GPA * My weight * My 1st degree murder convictions * My grades * My SAT scores These things are not who I am.
#8
My grades are getting better Sike,
that's the wrong subreddit
#9
My dick is like my grades....
Because its curved.
#10
Is there some organization that evaluates the quality of shea butter?
Because if so, it could have Fifty Grades of Shea.
#11
God grades on the cross,
not the curve.
#12
Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?
I couldn't raise them
#13
Talking about school grades with your parents like...
Parents: Got any A's this semester? Me: Go fish.
#14
American kids need to get better grades in school.
Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB.
#15
This one will probably take a while to understand.
What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? Not C's!
#16
Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class?
He was on a roll!
#17
What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?
Full Marx
#18
Who get's the best grades?
A-sians
#19
Why did the sailor ground his son?
His grades were below sea level ^^im ^^so ^^sorry
#20
Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!
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