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Grams Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grams jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" then right after "Sorry ignore that txt.
Not for you" Then tweet pic of their response.
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#2
What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?
A mole
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#3
Women order the fuck out of coffee.
"Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."
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#4
How much does the average Hipster weigh?
About 74,000 Insta-grams.
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#5
How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
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#6
Energizing breakfast smoothie: 1.
2 cups chopped kale 2. 1 ripe banana 3. 1/8 tsp flax oil 4. 1/2 cup coconut water 5. 3 grams of cocaine
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#7
What's the difference between an African kid and an orange?
Approximately 3 grams.
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#8
As a European, I was always troubled by 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Just how much is that in grams?
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#9
The soul weighs 21 grams.
We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park
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#10
my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that
I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days
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#11
Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?
It's called "two and a half grams"
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#12
Subway is rolling out a new signature sub.
Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat.
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#13
2 grams for $40???
Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you.
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