What Are Grandfather Jokes?
Grandfather Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grandfather jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
like my grandfather did, i want to die peacefully in my sleep...
...not screaming and yelling like his passengers
#2
If I could choose, I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep.
Unlike his passengers.
#3
My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck?
A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, "That's as funny as a crutch."
#4
[funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring?
*sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe...
#5
My mute grandfather
always said:
#6
Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes.
My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape
#7
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money, watch your health." So
one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money.
#8
I remember the last thing my grandfather ever said to me before he kicked the bucket...
He said "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
#9
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my
grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car
#10
My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words..
"Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"
#11
What did the old maid get the vasaline for?
84 cents. Joke by my grandfather
#12
My Grandfather died in a concetration camp.
He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p
#13
When I die...
When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not screaming in pain like the passengers in his car.
#14
After my grandfather's funeral...
I scattered his remains all over my back garden. Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated.
#15
When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers.
#16
I want to die drunk and peacefully like my grandfather
Not like his 6 other screaming passengers
#17
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)
#18
What do you call a farting Russian?
Vladimir Putin ~ You can thank my 65 year old grandfather for this
#19
My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and
a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
#20
I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away
while sleeping Not like his four passengers...
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