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Grandpa Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grandpa jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My Grandpa said, our generation relies too much on technology I replied, "No, your
generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
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#2
I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket...
He said- "How far do you think I can kick this bucket"?
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#3
Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic?
Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)
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#4
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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#5
I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust.
He fell off a guard tower.
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#6
What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?
The Strokes
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#7
You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket?
Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!
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#8
How Long is a Chinese Mans name.
Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell.
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#9
I just want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa...
Not like the passengers in his car who were screaming quite loudly.
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#10
I want to die like my Grandpa: peacefully in my sleep.
Not screaming like everyone else in the car.
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#11
Grandpa walks into a drug store Grandpa: "I'd like to buy 99 condoms." Clerk: "Why don't you take 100?" Grandpa: "Hey, hey!
I'm not a rapist!"
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#12
Shout out to my grandpa That's
the only way he can hear
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#13
Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't
stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'
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#14
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No,
your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support
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#15
My Gpa said...
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
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#16
My grandpa always said...
They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with.
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#17
My Grandpa said to me the other day, "Your generation relies too much on technology" I replied, " no your generation relies too much on technology" then I unplugged his life support.
Stupid asshole
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#18
A family is at the table eating dinner.
"I don't like Grandpa" said the boy to his Mom. "That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead." She replied.
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#19
I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke.
It was so funny he forgot to laugh.
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#20
My Grandpa used to tell me "Eat Every
Bean and Pea on your Plate"!
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