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#1
Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate
to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve.
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#2
Two grapes were walking down the street and one was assaulted.
If that didn't make you laugh, it's because GRAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY!
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#3
Fruits Joke Apple: I look like a Human Heart --- Mango: I look like
a Stomach --- Grapes: I look like Eyes --- Banana: I Hate This Game
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#4
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book.
"Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
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#5
It could be the wine talking,
but I used to be grapes.
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#6
Where do Grape Nuts come from?
Boy grapes.
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#7
so two elderly grapes are talking then one of the grapes
says, is it just me or are you looking a bit prune?
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#8
Humans are like grapes...
Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors.
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#9
Maybe this is just the wine talking, but I'm fermented grapes
inside a guy's stomach making him think he really likes you
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#10
What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes?
Impatient.
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#11
Why did Farmer John let his grapes go dry?
He had his raisins . . .
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#12
I eat a lot of grapes.
I'm basically a wino with no patience.
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#13
What type of grapes to Indians like?
Gangrapes Edit: do*
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#14
What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines?
GrApes
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#15
Grapes What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breath, stupid!"
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#16
Inventor of raisins: "What do you like about grapes" me: the juice
part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither
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#17
Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw?
They found him aPEELing.
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#18
Hey should we dry out these grapes?
I don't see a raisin why not.
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#19
The other day my friend threw up grapes....
And wouldn't stop wine-ing about it
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#20
LIAM NEESON: [writing grocery list] bread milk cheese eggs
vengeance [he stops writing, frowns] vengeance grapes
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