What Are Graph Jokes?
Graph Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of graph jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I see you have some graph paper.
You must be plotting something.
#2
What's Asian on top and black on bottom?
IQ distribution graph
#3
I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs...
she was always plotting behind my back
#4
I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
#5
I'm making a graph of my past relationships.
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
#6
I lost my ruler and my work after drawing a graph...
I think they were plotting something.
#7
I made a graph of my past girlfriends.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
#8
I made a graph of my past relationships.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.
#9
I was making a graph of my past relationships.
First I drew the Ex axis then the Why axis. Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)
#10
My father works as a statistician at Ford.
He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.
#11
Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?
Because they're made out of graphite
#12
Made a graph of my past relationships
I have an ex-axis and a why-axis
#13
What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation?
Real graphs have curves.
#14
My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x).....
Her mood goes up and down within one period.
#15
I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit
predictable And a little flat Good special f(x) though
#16
I love graphs!
I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere
#17
[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes
flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]
#18
Q: what's a biologists definition of a
graph A: an animal with a long neck
#19
I'm making a graph on my previous exs
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis.
#20
Never trust anybody who has graph paper.
They're always plotting something.
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