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Gravity Jokes

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What Are Gravity Jokes?

Gravity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gravity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV.
After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment.
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#2
Moon: Yo, Earth!
Constant revolution?! Why so angry? Earth: You just don't understand the gravity of the situation. Sun: Oooh... Burn!!!
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#3
I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today.
it's impossible to put down.
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#4
Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever.
Literally no basketball.
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#5
Watched the movie Gravity tonight.
Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that.
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#6
What did the black hole say to the pulsar?
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
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#7
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
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#8
Three things in the universe are constant.
The speed of light, gravity, and laundry.
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#9
(NSFW) What did Isaac Newton's penis say to him when he first saw a girl's boobs ?
Fuck your Gravity law man, I'm goin' up.
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#10
It's hard to stop being depressed Because
gravity is always bringing me down.
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#11
I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity
I found it difficult to put down.
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#12
I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity...
Or even in regular gravity.
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#13
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity.
Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA.
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#14
Why did the student fail his physics test?
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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#15
Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars?
They really drive me up a wall!
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#16
Gravity is just a myth.
We all know it's the white man keeping us down.
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#17
Reading a book about anti-gravity...
and its impossible to put down
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#18
did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity?
He just couldn't **put it down!**
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#19
The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
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#20
Why wasn't the man considered attractive?
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
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