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What Are Greeting Jokes?

Greeting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of greeting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Really, every section of the greeting card aisle
could be called "Societal Obligation."
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#2
My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their
weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
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#3
Do stoners just call it a five?
Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?
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#4
'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting
to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch.
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#5
Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit?
Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!
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#6
You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your
wife that says, "I don't remember where I left the baby."
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#7
What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?
HIYAH!
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#8
A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital.
He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients.
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#9
What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?
Nice to meet you both.
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#10
Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME!
I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.
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#11
Thanks for the glitter covered greeting card.
I'll never forget this gesture because EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN GLITTER NOW
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#12
"Please don't do this." -
my voice mail greeting
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#13
Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive
way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
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#14
I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently
unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad.
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#15
My voicemail greeting: Its 2016, please hang up and text
me before the beep so I don't get a notification.
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#16
My voicemail greeting is just me strangling
a cat while reading bible passages.
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#17
Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger
greeting someone.
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#18
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
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#19
The Counselor was greeting the new campers.
'So you decided to come to camp' she said to one. 'Nope' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
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#20
My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just
a solid three minutes of dry heaving.
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Our collection features 39 Greeting Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Greeting Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Greeting Jokes?
Greeting Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Greeting Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and greeting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love greeting jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good greeting jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Greeting Jokes safe for all ages?
Most greeting jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Greeting Jokes?
greeting jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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