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Grim Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of grim jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper
for Orange Ribbon week He was looking pretty Grim
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#2
Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the
Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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#3
Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys?
On Death's drawer.
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#4
Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR.
So uptight.
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#5
[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain.
She totally came on to me
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#6
What does the grim reaper and a pedophile have in common?
They both take people before their time.
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#7
Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure.
Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.
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#8
Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole!
Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special.
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#9
The grim reaper attends a funeral early in the day...
as he gets there, he says, "Good mourning, everyone" Ill see myself out..
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#10
"Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..." *sees Grim Reaper in
passenger seat* *sigh* "and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"
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#11
Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?
To get some soles!
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#12
Whoa I'm floating!
Am I...dead? "No it's a dream" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep
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#13
Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here.
Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Texting and driving? GR: You should've forwarded that chain email.
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#14
When I die, someone, please attend my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper and just stand there and don't say a word.
Thanks.
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#15
The Grim Reaper walks over to you in his Uggs, taps his
Michael Kors watch and says, "you're literally dead."
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#16
What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?
There will be grim reaper cushions
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#17
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was
a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors.
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#18
What killed the Imgur front page?
The Grim Reappost
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#19
I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing
up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and grim jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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