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What Are Guinness Jokes?

Guinness Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of guinness jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records.
The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out.
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#2
my dick was in the guinness book of world records.
then the librarian told me to take it out
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#3
My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records The library lady then
told me it was indecent to place my dick in between a book.
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#4
What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
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#5
My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Then I got kicked out of the library.
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#6
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records....
When the librarian saw me, she called the police.
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#7
My dick was in the Guinness book of world records
Then the librarian asked me to take it out
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#8
What's black and always behind bars?
Guinness (You bunch of racists)
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#9
What do you get when you mix a hamburger with Guinness.
A hamburger paddy.
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#10
My penis was once in the Guinness book of world records
But then the librarian told me to take it out
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#11
My dick was in the Guinness book of records...
Until the librarian throw me out.
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#12
my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some
reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:(
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#13
My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records.
Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
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#14
My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records
until the library sent me a past-due notice
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#15
My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
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#16
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records...
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
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#17
A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records...
then the librarian told him to take it out.
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#18
My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records
Then the librarian told me to take it out
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#19
Ya know, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records once...
Wasn't for very long though. Librarian told me to put the book down and get the fuck out before she called the cops.
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#20
Guinness Book of World Records should be in the Guinness Book of
World Records as being the book with the most world records.
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Our collection features 56 Guinness Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Why do people enjoy Guinness Jokes?
Guinness Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and guinness jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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