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Gunshot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of gunshot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you
hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
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#2
It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning.
You could hear the gunshots.
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#3
Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a
gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
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#4
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People get out of the way much faster now.
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#5
all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise]
[gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood
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#6
Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from?
Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem
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#7
I once killed 19 birds with one gunshot, people asked why didn't I round up to
20 Do you really think I would risk getting caught lying just for 1 bird ?
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#8
What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
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#9
[pharmacy] "Can I help you?" Yeah, could you recommend anything over the counter for this?
*lifts shirt to reveal 7 fresh gunshot wounds*
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#10
Gunshots Or
fireworks?
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#11
APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR: "We must conserve resources.
Only people with useful skills! What's yours?" ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
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#12
I've learned a lot about women.
Ex: if you're going to the hospital for a gunshot wound & she asks for tampons, you'd better stop on the way
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#13
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.
People move out of the way much faster now.
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#14
[firing squad] Any last requests?
"Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*
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#15
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead
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#16
DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"
*Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
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#17
Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight,
nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now.
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