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Hamster Jokes

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What Are Hamster Jokes?

Hamster Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hamster jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Knock Knock Who's there !
Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !
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#2
Just got a gift for my dog.
I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster.
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#3
How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
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#4
Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
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#5
I hate hipsters.
Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
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#6
How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two.
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#7
Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury
him in a little tin coffin with his name on it.
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#8
"I must go," said my friend.
"Why?" I asked. He said, "I need to feed my baby hamsters." I said, "That's no way to raise a child."
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#9
One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific
Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.
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#10
How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
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#11
*Girl opens Xmas present* "Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?" "Wait
but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
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#12
My wife asked me what happened to the hamster.
I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle "Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?" "No," I said. "It died."
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#13
[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok?
Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep
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#14
Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you
stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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#15
ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when
I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed
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#16
People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how
often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?
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#17
Me: Do you have any dreams?
Him:...I'm running on a giant hamster wheel and a squirrel wearing a tuxedo comes... Me: ASPIRATIONS YOU IDIOT
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#18
"Java is to Javascript
as ham is to hamster."
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#19
My hamster died today He
fell asleep at the wheel
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#20
an owl mistook my man bun for a
sleeping hamster again today
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hamster jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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hamster jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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