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#1
Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone
put whatever they wanted on their license plates.
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#2
How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?
Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?
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#3
Just realized some twitter handles
are probably prison ID numbers.
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#4
Who handles font related crimes?
A sans sheriff!
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#5
Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely.
Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.
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#6
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a garbage can.
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#7
what do you call a pissed off group of door handles?
An angry knob
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#8
Hippies glare at me when I use plastic bags at the market.
I wouldn't need to if this pack of gum had some handles.
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#9
What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract?
One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.
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#10
My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register
if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
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#11
Technically, ears can be
"Love Handles" too.
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#12
Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business
to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls.
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#13
What did the handless box get for hristmas?
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
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#14
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought
that "love handles" referred to her ears?
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#15
People are weird.
Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out.
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#16
I think it's time I remind you all that spoons
are just tiny bowls with very long handles.
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#17
The fact that axe handles are made of wood
is the ultimate "fuck you" to trees.
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#18
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.
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#19
how to tell your girl shes getting fat (actual convo on valentines day with my girl) me-i
love fruit, her-i love chips, me- you better start to love fruit or youl love handles
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#20
My truck handles great...
the amount of G's it can pull in a corner is only limited by the amount of rope.
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