What Are Hangover Jokes?
Hangover Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hangover jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked
and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor.
#2
Every time I notice some loser has deleted me for being totally awesome, I wish that the small Asian
from "The Hangover" would pop up on their screen and scream, "Tooood-a-loooo muthaf$ckaaaaasss!"
#3
What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?
Soba Noodles
#4
I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you
are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics
#5
I woke up with a horrible hangover today...
I could have sworn she was beautiful last night.
#6
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking
up does.
#7
Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes
for your hangover in the morning
#8
Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing
sunglasses inside the airport today.
#9
I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and
the Angel of Death are the same person.
#10
Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00.
Coincidence? I think not.
#11
My nephew asked, 'Do you have a New Years hangover today?' I said, 'No.
Hangovers are for people who stop drinking'.
#12
Woke up with a hangover to the sound of my neighbor cutting the grass.
He can cut around me, I'm not movin'.
#13
I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can
of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover
#14
My family is German.
I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing...
#15
I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy
but I needed something for the hangovers.
#16
Thanks, Santa!
I totally wanted a hangover!
#17
I didn't think my hangover was that bad, until I spent 10
minutes trying to log into my nephew's Etch-a-sketch.
#18
[God waking up with a hangover] last night was a blur.
Whose prayers did I answer? [sees Trump leading in the polls] uh oh
#19
A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers.
Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though.
#20
This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper
bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
Why People Enjoy Hangover Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hangover jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love hangover jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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