What Are Hanks Jokes?
Hanks Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hanks jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Tom Hanks is extremely polite...
In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying "T.Hanks"
#2
What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?
1forrest1
#3
Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.????
Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)
#4
What did Tom hanks do in the woods?
He took a forrest dump.
#5
i just finished breaking bad.
what happens to hanks minerals. I don't like loose ends man. what happened to the minerals
#6
After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior,
Tom Hanks in "Saving Private Ryan" or Sarah Jessica Parker in "War Horse."
#7
Tom hanks probably fucked
that volleyball
#8
How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
#9
There were elections in the United States.
Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks.
#10
In "Captain Sully", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly
a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style
#11
I was up late last night watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks...
...We were the finalists in a cream cheese staring competition.
#12
In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where
I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'
#13
Want to depress yourself?
Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive.
#14
Knock, knock.
Go fuck yourselves. - The straight-laced and frustrated FBI agent, played by Tom Hanks', joke in the movie Catch Me If You Can.
#15
I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph.
He just wrote Thanks.
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