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#1
I bet Hannibal Lecter was pretty disappointed when he found out a
five finger discount had nothing to do with purchasing fingers.
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#2
Why do they call Hannibal Lecter "The Mail Man"?
He always delivers.
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#3
Subway, Eat flesh.
(If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)
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#4
Chop, chop!
- Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal.
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#5
Psychiatrist cannibal by day, pop star singing
sensation by night Hannibal Montanibal
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#6
Hannibal Lector must have slept around...
I heard he was quite the man-eater.
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#7
What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked?
"TOUGH TITTIES!"
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#8
Hannibal Lecter tells his first victim what he is going to do to him...
Victim- "You are shitting me..." Hannibal- "Not yet"
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#9
What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention?
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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#10
Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?
He was told not to play with his food.
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#11
Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown.
Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern.
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#12
[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava
beans *opens envelope* "Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"
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#13
Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant.
They only serve Organ Doners
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#14
"I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host.
Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
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#15
this asian is Hannibal Lecter
At the animal shelter
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#16
What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?
Silence of the Limbs
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#17
My nickname for my mother
is Hannibal Lecture.
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#18
Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor
I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!
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#19
Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?
He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
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#20
*presses wheelchair accessible button* *rolls 5 year old in on dolly
restrained like Hannibal Lector* "We're here for a haircut."
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