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Headmaster Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of headmaster jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make
me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers
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#2
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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#3
What do you call someone with a large head?
The headmaster.
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#4
Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied "I'm a headmaster".
To which my dad replied "yeah she is"
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#5
Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school.
Headmaster.
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#6
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a snake !
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#7
Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
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#8
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
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#9
I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because
she's the real headmaster
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#10
What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs?
A headmaster.
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#11
Would you send your son to a school run by someone
who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
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#12
Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
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#13
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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