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Height Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of height jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My Grandad used to tell me a story about how he once saw a Polar Bear fall
from a great height ...He said it was a great ice breaker *ba-dum-tschh*
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#2
Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew?
Chimney Height * Strength of wind
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#3
birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and
pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
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#4
Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer?
I hear it's fair in height
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#5
My wife said she was feeling Light-Headed from a Low Iron Level...
So to help her, I raised the Ironing Board to a more Suitable Height...
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#6
Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?
She's afraid of heights.
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#7
Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex.
There's your credit score.
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#8
Hey, same-height couples.
You're weird. Everyone thinks so.
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#9
Whenever I see a couple with a significant height
difference, I always picture them doing it.
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#10
If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never
should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
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#11
What is the height of hunger?
Teeth marks on the toilet seat.
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#12
What's the height of conceit?
Ant crawling up an elephant's leg with lust in its heart
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#13
Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband
& Thinking that She is Punishing him...
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#14
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders...
* How I learned this rule is not important.
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#15
What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile?
A pedophile doesn't have a height limit
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#16
Eye height that know won nose how two spell.
Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare.
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#17
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.
How I learned this rule is not important.
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#18
when I kiss a guy who has a mustache I'll close my eyes and
pretend he's either Mario or Luigi, depending on his height
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#19
Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
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#20
Height Q: What is the height of honesty?
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty? A: She gives birth to twins
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