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What Are Held Jokes?

Held Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of held jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class "You held
up 2 fingers just now" Ok then give me that many reasons
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#2
What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?
Oxnard, CA
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#3
I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night.
Nobody came.
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#4
I saw a documentary about how ships
are held together It was riveting
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#5
Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested
" what ever you say can be and will be held against you" the guy says "tits"
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#6
Cop: Whatever you say will be held against
you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww.
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#7
Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a
t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?
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#8
Some say to let sleeping dogs lie But I say sleeping
dogs should be held accountable for their actions
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#9
My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday...
Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45
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#10
Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said "Sank you" so I punched him in the face.
I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
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#11
The debate should just be held here
The joke should be in the comments
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#12
I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to
put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass
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#13
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought that was a kind jester.
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#14
iPhone, if you correct "harass" to "caress" one more time you'll
be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders.
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#15
The president of a popular mail-order business just died.
The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days.
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#16
The other day I held the door for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.
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#17
The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The
previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA.
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#18
So my friend held up a can of coke...
And asked, "How do people snort this stuff?"
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#19
My friend who worked at a movie theater died yesterday.
Funeral services are being held at 3:20, 5:15, 7:50 and 9:10.
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#20
I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring.
I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact.
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What are the best Held Jokes?
Our collection features 207 Held Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Held Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Held Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Held Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Held Jokes are available?
We currently have 207 Held Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Held Jokes?
Held Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Held Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and held jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love held jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Held Jokes to share?
A good held jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Held Jokes safe for all ages?
Most held jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Held Jokes?
held jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Held Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Held Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new held jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Held Jokes for a specific occasion?
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