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Herb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of herb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the
dish When the cook walks in and says "STOP WASTING MY THYME"
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#2
A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.
It's about fucking thyme.
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#3
I've decided to start my own herb garden.
I've got a lot of extra Thyme.
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#4
Was chopping herbs and got some in
my eye now im parsley sighted
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#5
Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs?
Michael Bay Leaves
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#6
Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors.
11 secrete herbs and spices
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#7
A man in Victorian clothes just appeared out of thin air and handed me a fistful of herbs.
I think he might be a Thyme traveller.
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#8
I keep my herbs in alphabetical order.
People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage.
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#9
AC changed bail to basil, and now I'm sitting
in jail with some lovely herbs.
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#10
I have a joke about fish and herbs.
But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it.
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#11
When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish...
...there's a thyme and a plaice.
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#12
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?
Thyme management
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#13
So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today.
It was just a matter of thyme. xxx
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#14
[1hr before date] Me: (to waiter) So when I order the extra spicy chicken
you say 'brave choice sir' and then bring the Lemon Herb chicken
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#15
Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs?
They wanted to thyme travel!
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#16
Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
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#17
I once made a belt out of herbs.
It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme.
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#18
We should move to a herb based fuel economy We
can finally make the trains run on thyme.
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#19
What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb?
Taragon
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#20
What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?
"Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
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