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#1
I'm pretty sure my kids got my good looks...
My wife still has hers.
#2
Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face.
I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
#3
What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home?
Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers.
#4
Got a new roommate.
She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other.
#5
My ex-wife was deaf.
She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
#6
MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers.
Good talk.
#7
Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?
A woman changes hers more often.
#8
Did you hear about the blond who got pregnant?
She wasn't sure if the baby was hers!
#9
My ex-wife was deaf.
she left me for a deaf friend of hers i should have seen the signs.
#10
How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her?
The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.
#11
LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams.
Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]
#12
Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
#13
My ex-wife was deaf...
She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
#14
*into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind
of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers
#15
My ex-wife was deaf.
She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
#16
Had sex for the first time yesterday.
It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers.
#17
Your mama is so stupid...
...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers.
#18
Betsy Ross: "Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"
Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar
#19
I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today...
I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*
#20
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
One is sucking hers one is biting hers one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!
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