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#1
Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
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#2
Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door.....
does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???
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#3
Where do you hide after a murder?
Behind a badge.
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#4
How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
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#5
What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?
Dough nuts!
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#6
Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?
Haydn. [OC]
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#7
6'5" guy: [starts a fight with me at the bar] me: [hides behind GF] GF:
HEY, WHAT THE F- me: look, we need more strong female lead char-
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#8
I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in
a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them.
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#9
When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide.
Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.
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#10
So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up.
But when I do it, I'm "antisocial". I call bullshit.
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#11
If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done.
Case closed, fellas.
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#12
You can run, but you can't hide.
Unless you're a chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run...
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#13
To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus
while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run.
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#14
Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem.
Regular life stuff ya know.
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#15
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
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#16
[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I...
umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*
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#17
*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume*
"HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*
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#18
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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#19
Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put
a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek
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#20
I'm a cat, boy / in a sealed box I hide / I'm Wanted / dead and alive!
- Bon Schroedi
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