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Hip Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hip jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are hula dancers so pretentious?
Because their hips stir.
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#2
[in hip-hop
voice] uh
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#3
Why is the space between a woman's chest and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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#4
What do you call a hip French black guy?
Latrill
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#5
Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy.
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#6
What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
HIP HOP
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#7
Start a mathematical hip-hop duo
called "E" Because E equals MC^2
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#8
Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist?
Because they could've easily fit another pair of tits in there.
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#9
I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets
are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers
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#10
"Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."
*grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*
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#11
Your hips may not lie but your
pushup bra is a sociopath.
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#12
What do white guys have bellow their hips thats
hard and pleasures women Credit Cards
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#13
*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your
hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
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#14
Lyrics in modern hip
hop are so bad..
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#15
What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?
*My hip!*
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#16
Why is the space between a women's tits and hips called a waist?
They could easily fit another set of tits in there.
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#17
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Her hips.
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#18
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
*The ultrasound guy.* Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's off? *The hip replacement guy.*
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#19
My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is
a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
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#20
[guy next to me at urinal] "Is that a 5 or 6?" ...about 5-1/2 I guess.
"Really? (looks at iPhone on my hip) Can I see it?" *zips up* No.
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