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#1
Hippos...
It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?
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#2
What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?
... A hippiepotamus
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#3
What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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#4
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus..
Or just a really cool-opotamus?
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#5
Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
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#6
What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?
Hippo-critical.
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#7
Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
Because they are really good at it
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#8
What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?
A herpepotamus.
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#9
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?
A lickalottapuss.
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#10
African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns.
To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.
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#11
What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?
A hit-the-spotimus.
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#12
This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in...
*shuffle shuffle* ...hippopotamus.
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#13
If I was a waiter & asked if the customer was done eating & they said no, I would say 'fat fuck'.
Then draw a hippopotamus on their check.
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#14
Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name?
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
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#15
How do you make a hippopotamus float?
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
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#16
A Hippopotamus wanted to go to College to become a Neurologist...
...but he couldn't find the Hippocampus.
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#17
Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it.
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#18
WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN?
BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!
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#19
Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
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#20
From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?
He hippo-tized him!
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