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Hire Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hire jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?
They know how to tuck away junk.
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#2
Why did the Death Star hire a lot of football players from Thailand?
Because they needed more Thai Interceptors!
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#3
What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?
Hire a cunning linguist.
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#4
"Hire me or I'll eat your family."
-effective bear resume
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#5
My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people.
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#6
Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back?
Like what do single people do about back pimples?
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#7
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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#8
Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber?
They all seem to get a bit weird around showers.
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#9
*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU
MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO
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#10
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !
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#11
Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
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#12
So apparently they have to HIRE you to
take off your shirt at Abercrombie
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#13
How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
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#14
Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes.
It's the thought that counts.
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#15
I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your
boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
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#16
Why did the Founding Fathers hire accountants from Prague?
They needed a system of Czechs and balances.
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#17
I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb
idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them
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#18
For hire: Unemployed dwarf
No job; too small
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#19
Military shouldn't hire
people named Will.
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#20
How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry?
When they hire you a cunt-double.
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