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What Are Holding Jokes?

Holding Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of holding jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[walks in to UPS store holding rabid raccoon] Hi my boyfriend said
he wants to take a break so I'd like to ship him this please.
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#2
[After Big Jewel Heist] "We did it!
We got away! Everything went to plan" ME(holding my grappling hook I didn't get to use): Yea it was ok
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#3
I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our
house by holding a mirror up to her face.
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#4
Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
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#5
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
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#6
Obi-wan: *holding baby* Let's make her a famous princess Droid: What about the other baby?
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
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#7
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!
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#8
A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit
and says "look what I almost stepped in!"
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#9
[sits next to friend in a coma, holding her hand] "Squeeze
once if that's an 8 at the end of your HBO Go password."
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#10
[police station] "sir you get one phone call." [calls 911] "hello 911 what's
your emergency?" yeah a bunch of pricks are holding me hostage.
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#11
Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line
cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses.
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#12
wife: That guy is texting and driving!
That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous
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#13
*holding cardboard sign by intersection* NOT
POOR JUST ON MY WAY TO BREAK DANCING SCHOOL
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#14
What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
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#15
What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?
His brother holding the VCR.
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#16
If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit
she better be holding more cake
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#17
Gravity makes a terrible friend.
It's always holding you down.
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#18
My heart just skipped a beat when I glanced at my wife across the room.
Mostly because she was holding my phone.
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#19
Holding a friend's phone for her.
Just texted "put a ring on it" to five random male names. Stay tuned.
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#20
If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile
and say "congratulations on your first book!"
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Holding Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and holding jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Holding Jokes safe for all ages?
Most holding jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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holding jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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