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Honeymoon Jokes

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#1
Did you hear about the couple who went on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary?
This time it was his turn to sit on the edge of the bed and cry because it was too big.
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#2
QUESTION: What is honeymoon?
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
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#3
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone, without dressing ...
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#4
Santa is on honeymoon
this Christmas.
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#5
Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're
incessantly instagramming photos of it?
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#6
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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#7
A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around.
He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg
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#8
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to
go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she.
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#9
Confucius say 7 days of honeymoon
make one whole week.
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#10
Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family
like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon.
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#11
Joe: $400?
For ONE night? Innkeeper: It's the honeymoon suite. [outside] Joe: No rooms. Mary: None? Joe: Bummer, huh. That barn looks cosy?
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#12
On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club...
...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck
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#13
What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
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#14
DAUGHTER: why did you name me Paris?
ME: You were conceived on our honeymoon in Paris SON: OMG!! ME: (to son) what's wrong 97FordF150?
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#15
Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?
Because 7 days makes a hole weak
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#16
If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid'
isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested.
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#17
Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?
Because they cantaloupe...
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#18
Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband..
"Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?" Husband replied "What's wrong with KY?"
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#19
Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce Alone.
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#20
Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went.
"OK," she said. "Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."
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