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#1
A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs...
He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says "what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"
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#2
I died while having sex with a hooker...
I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time.
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#3
What is a girl pirate hookers worst nightmare?
(NSFW) Riding on a bunch of different ships, but never getting any seamen.
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#4
Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first
thing about business the customer comes first.
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#5
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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#6
Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards?
So they can see the hooker hand the money back.
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#7
What do you call an Itallian hooker?
A pasta-tuite!
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#8
What do you call a prostitute drinking tea in Seattle?
Hooker Tea Washington.
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#9
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits.
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#10
WHAT IS SEX?
HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of PRESSURE! WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of SLAVERY! MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE! HOOKER: NEXT!
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#11
I like my hookers like I like my treasure...
Buried.
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#12
You know you live in a small town when....
....the only hooker is still a virgin.
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#13
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery?
One of them shucks between fits.
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#14
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but my basement's still dark
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#15
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
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#16
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip
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#17
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
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#18
if a plumber's career can go down the drain...
And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?
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#19
Wish our neighbors would splurge
on quieter hookers.
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#20
What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do" and a Hooker says "any cock will do."
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