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Hotline Jokes

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What Are Hotline Jokes?

Hotline Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hotline jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Incontinence Hotline Could
you hold, please?
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#2
I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and
said, "How the hell did you get this number?"
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#3
imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline...
"so, what are you wearing?" "sensible athletic wear, yah!" "ughhhhhhhh."
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#4
The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists.
I know that now.
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#5
I run a suicide hotline.
A guy called me once, told me I had 60 seconds to convince him not to jump off his balcony on the 41st floor. He must've confused me with the *anti*-suicide hotline.
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#6
I called into a suicide hotline And they tried
to save my life, talk about misleading.
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#7
"Just do it!" Why Nike reps don't
man the suicide hotlines.
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#8
Called the rape advice hotline last night..
Apparently it's only for victims.
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#9
You've reached the Suicide Hotline.
If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2.
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#10
I called the rape advice hotline...
...Turns out it's only for victims. Edit:: Guys relax! Its JUST A JOKE.
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#11
"Go ahead caller" Why radio DJ's should
never work a suicide hotline...
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#12
I called the rape support hotline last night.
Apparently it is only for victims.
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#13
Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline.
They patched me through to Al-Qaeda.
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#14
I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline...
Apparently it's only for "victims".
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#15
I called the rape advice hotline....
.... but they said it was only for victims
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#16
Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for...
During a practice run he caused negative results. Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for.
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#17
Who is the world's worst suicide hotline operator?
Shia Lebouf.
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#18
Terrible advice for a suicide survival hotline:
If at first you don't succeed...
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#19
I lost my job at the suicide hotline.
Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.
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#20
Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline...
Can you hold please?
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Our collection features 54 Hotline Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Hotline Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Hotline Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Hotline Jokes are available?
We currently have 54 Hotline Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Hotline Jokes?
Hotline Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Hotline Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and hotline jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love hotline jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good hotline jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Hotline Jokes safe for all ages?
Most hotline jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Hotline Jokes?
hotline jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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