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What Are Hound Jokes?

Hound Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of hound jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit?
A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!
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#2
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
Have a short table!
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#3
The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis.
YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME.
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#4
Whom hath released the hounds?
Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?
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#5
I don't understand how Elvis got so
fat He ate nothing but a hound dog
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#6
Why did the two chicken crossed the road?
Because The Hound wanted to eat both of them.
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#7
You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis?
*YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*
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#8
How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take away its food!
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#9
If you love something, set it free.
If it scurries up a wall, spins a web, & eats insects, it was probably a beagle or hound of some sort.
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#10
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
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#11
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
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#12
What do you get when you set a dog's tail on fire?
Hopefully arrested you sick fuck... also a Dash-hound
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#13
I wish there was a job that required me to pet
a room full of basset hounds all day long.
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#14
I would like a warm hound please "Excuse me?" A flaming puppy "..." Fire canine "Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?" Yes.
A scorching pooch
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#15
Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis.
I swear that's the last time I sing "You ain't nothin but a hound dog"
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#16
How do you eat the Flesh Hounds?
WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup.
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#17
HADES: Unleash the hell hound!
CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No.
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#18
The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.
I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
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